The funniest romantic love letter ever written with the best pickup lines

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boyfriend?

Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent. When I saw u, there must be something wrong with my eyes, I couldn't take them off you.

Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes in your Facebook pictures all day long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them. Most people like to watch the world cup because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime. You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all the time.


Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you. When I saw you the first time, 4 a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me. If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you. Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth. I'm sure when God made you, he was showing off. God created earth easily but he took millions of years to make someone like u. Honestly, have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look. That day when u smiled at me, I thought did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? Actually, you are the answers to all my prayers.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. You're like a dictionary, you added meaning to my life!

Do you believe in love at first sight, something like that happened to me? If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together. Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together? Believe me, if I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say I love you" with my last breath!" I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen.
I can't even begin to explain the feeling I get when I see you. It's like the second I lay eyes on you, everyone else disappears and it's just me and you. Every time I talk to you, I wish it would last forever. I never want to see you walk away...
All I know is, you're the one I want to spend the rest of my life with. I've never been so sure of anything before. And I want you to know that I love you so much.


Lastly ., Be unique and different, accept my application.

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